Monday, August 8, 2011

Why hello, children! Do you know what time it is? It's "school starts/feelings of hate and dread" time! It's scientifically proven: the pythagorian theorem causes fear. And fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. And hate leads to the dark side. And the dark side leads to cookies (the cookies are actually a lie, trust me). Little known fact: darth vader was a math major before he turned to the dark side. He was always making nerdy jokes, and all the other padawans made fun of him. Anyway, I better go. They're having a sale down at the Maul— everything is half off. OOH CORNY STAR WARS JOKE!!!!!

May the Mass x Acceleration be with you,
Master Chef

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