Rims on the Wagon:
Chapter 9: The end of the beginning- the beginning of the end
Sorry it's been so long. I'm back now. Click here to read chapter 8 if you missed it, or search "Rims on the Wagon chapter 1" to go to the beginning. Moving on, here's chapter 9.
“Dear
people of the Amish faith,” began Preacher James at the ceremony, “you are
witnesses here of the charges brought against young Danny Dominici. These
charges are charged based on a basis of fact. I am not here to tell you how you
should decide his sentence, I am just here to say that this young man is
guilty. The aforementioned charges include possession and concealment of a
forbidden object of the world and possession and use of occult idols. Here is
the evidence against him: the device which he admittedly concealed for over
three months, and this occult idol, known to the world as a Pokey Moo toy,
which I personally found him using to perform rituals of the occult. What is
your verdict?” Danny felt a lump in his throat (not unlike a whale, really) as
a slow murmur began in the crowd, which quickly turned into a chant of
“AAAAAWWWWWW YYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHH” which was the customary way of voting
“guilty” in the community’s legal functions. The words pierced deep into Danny’s soul. As the outcry reached its
peak, the people rushed at Danny to forcefully carry him out of the square.
They picked him up and passed him along over their heads through the crowd. As
he floated through the sea of angry village people, everything seemed to
change. He looked down, and the people weren’t the familiar faces of his
hometown. He saw instead a crowd of city rabble, hipsters, and new wave
hippies. He immediately realized where he was, as the flashback of his past
faded away.
He was
at a concert- his concert. Hundreds
of people were there to see him perform. It was the best show in months, and in
the excitement he dove into the crowd where he was caught by ready fans who
sent him surfing around the arena. It had been two years since he left his
hometown, and his dream was beginning to come true. But, unfortunately, I can’t
just tell you he lived happily ever after and let you be done with this book.
There’s still a lot of story for me to write and for you to read.
He had
walked for three hours to get into the nearest town after being roughly carried
out on that 4th of May. As he was tossed out onto the road to begin
his journey, he saw Joseph waiting by the village gate. “May this day always be
with you.” Was all that Joseph had said. In the two years since then, May the 4th
had been with him constantly. It haunted his nightmares, and fueled his dreams.
It was never so potent, though, as it had been in that concert. That concert
was held on the second anniversary of his finding that strange device. It took
him several minutes to fully shake off the vision, and the venue went silent as
they wondered what was wrong. The show went on, though, and the air was
electric. That first free style had inspired him. He developed it into a breakout
hit. When he managed to make it back to the stage, he sang that song to end the
concert. At that point, the crowd went into a fevered frenzy that would make
Mrs. James proud.
Now, I
should probably explain how all this happened. When he arrived in town, he
walked around looking for somewhere to stay. He was already exhausted from his
morning’s walk, and he soon collapsed on the sidewalk by a small apartment
building. He was awakened a few hours later by a young man’s voice, ”Hey. Yo.
Get up. What it is with you?” Danny looked up to see a young man (bet you
didn’t know that already) with a scruffy red goatee and a shaved head. “What
are you doin sleepin on my sidewalk, man?” the young man asked. “You’d best get
up before the po po comes and takes you to the happy house for loitering.” “I’m
sorry,” Danny replied, “I’ve been walking for hours, and I was too tired to go
any farther.” “Well then, homeboy, I’ll see what I can do fer ya.” Said the
goateed man. He took Danny into his apartment, and gave him a hot plate of pot
roast. The plate was nice enough, and the rice and carrots were delectable, but
Danny would quickly find that the beef had roughly the texture of an apple made
of meat. However crunchy the beef was, however, Danny devoured it quickly. “Wow,
homeboy, you attacked that like a whale shark.” Said Goatee. “Now that you’ve
eaten, I should probably introduce myself. I’m Nathaniel. My wife, Chartruse
and our baby, Grape should be home in a few minutes.”
Danny
decided to go on a walk around town. He went around the block a few times, then
turned down a street towards the middle of town. As he walked past a large
grocery store, he saw a commotion inside. He went through the door to see a
large crowd of people crowding around a short skinny young man. He was wearing
baggy pants which sagged around his knees, a basketball jersey, sunglasses, and
what looked like a towel wrapped around his head. He looked to be about
seventeen, with short brown hair and a street poet mustache. Danny recognized
him immediately. He almost passed out with excitement. He couldn’t believe that
in his first day in the city he was about to have a chance to meet M.G. When he
found the strange device several months before, M.G. was one of the first
rappers he listened to. He immediately fell in love with his stylish beats, his
heart felt lyrics, and his powerful voice. M.G. created the best raps Danny had
ever heard. As he got closer, he heard M.G. talking, “Man, I see all them TRYIN
to hate on me, an’ I sed ‘naw’.” Every
sentence or two, one of his posse would put in a quick “YEAH” or “M.G.!!!!!” as
a form of agreement. “I sed ‘naw’, y’all south side wannabes bes’ throw up the
towel,” “HEY!!!!!” “An y’all bes’ not mess with this real south side, y’all”.
Danny followed at a safe distance. He listened with fascination as M.G. told
tale after tale of his experiences in what he called “south side”.
I should probably read this junk, but for now, be content knowing that I'm at least aware of it.
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